Wanjour! Recently I was reminded I’m without a doubt the cutest doggie in the whole wide world (yes, I am!), and I realized I simply can’t keep depriving the general public of my brilliance!
Which is why I’m pleased to introduce to you… myself! Miette Marzipan, here to grace you all with my adorable, fluffy, well-brushed presence! Why, aren’t I the goodest girl you’ve ever seen?
Oh, but you all can thank Miette later, I promise. I plan on sticking around for a long time, so that all the humans in the whole wide world will have ample time to bask in my adorableness!
I know, I know, I’m basically a philanthrofish. …What’s that? It’s “philanthropist?” Oh. Uhm… That’s what I said, wasn’t it?
…Ahem, anyway! Let’s all have a wan-derful time together, shall we~?

IRIAM