Maris R'lyeh
Maris R'lyeh
Octo-hi! I'm M̵̟̆̒ͅa̶͖̪̓͊r̴̼̠͋ï̷͈s̸͖̅ ̸̥͍̒R̸̙̀'̸̟̆͂l̷̞̟̂̐ÿ̴̞̙e̵̖͛h̷̞͝, and - sorry, what was that?
You don't understand me? Aw, your human language is just too confusing!
How do I put this… oh, I’ve got it!
My name's Maris R'lyeh, and I’m something your fleshy little person brain just can’t comprehend!
But that doesn’t mean I’m some big bad monster. I’m only a tiny bit older than time itself, is all!
That’s not so scary, right? … Right…?
Anyway, you might be wondering if it’s really all that safe to spend time with little old me,
and I can assure you you’ll be in good hands!
Er… tentacles! Besides, I can only do so much from the bottom of the ocean.
I’ll only snack on those delicious emotions of yours a little, okay?
I’ll leave you with most of your sanity intact, promise!
Huh? What do you mean that’s not very reassuring…?
Ah, I just don’t get how you humans think!
You’ll still spend time with me even if I’m a little confused, though, won’t you?
You don't understand me? Aw, your human language is just too confusing!
How do I put this… oh, I’ve got it!
My name's Maris R'lyeh, and I’m something your fleshy little person brain just can’t comprehend!
But that doesn’t mean I’m some big bad monster. I’m only a tiny bit older than time itself, is all!
That’s not so scary, right? … Right…?
Anyway, you might be wondering if it’s really all that safe to spend time with little old me,
and I can assure you you’ll be in good hands!
Er… tentacles! Besides, I can only do so much from the bottom of the ocean.
I’ll only snack on those delicious emotions of yours a little, okay?
I’ll leave you with most of your sanity intact, promise!
Huh? What do you mean that’s not very reassuring…?
Ah, I just don’t get how you humans think!
You’ll still spend time with me even if I’m a little confused, though, won’t you?
IRIAM
